Blue Martini Nites

31 Dec

I LOVE Blue Martini!  But it is, without a doubt, the most dangerous bar for me. For some reason I become my most drunken self.

Half of you are probably saying : “Like thats a bad thing?!” while the other half thinks: “Have you ever heard of the words ‘control’ and ‘limits’?”

To the evil half of you – yes, it is a bad thing. I can’t cope with hangovers so easily anymore. The morning after is just painful and sometimes not worth the previous night’s fun.

To the oh so perfect half – all I have to say is that Blue Martini is a bad influence. Very very bad influence. Very.

The problem with Blue Martini is that they sell you a martini and then give you the free refill (leftover in the shaker). Thats 2 martinis!  That’s pretty much 2 martinis at a time! I mean you cannot possibly leave the leftover martini in the shaker – you are required to drink it. No questions asked – it is never wasted or forsaken.

My drug of choice? The Bellini Martini – all I gotta say is vodka plus champagne = a whole lotta praying to the porcelain god.

Anywho – my favorite Blue Martini is located at the Towncenter Mall in Boca Raton.

The lights, the music, the liveliness of the place just invites you in. One step in the door and I’m hooked. And then it’s all downhill from there.

It’s hit or miss though when it comes to the crowd. Sometimes you get the young crowd and it’s a crazy super fun atmosphere. Other times the crowd is a little old…er. With the older crowd – half the time its crazy fun. The other half of the time it is just plain boring.

You’ve got all sorts of women. The older women with the tight clothes trying to look and act young again. You’ll see the younger (and sometimes older), more desperate women with the short skirts or dresses proudly revealing their cleavage. There are the plastics too – all plastic surgery, none of their former selves (save for their bones).

Then there are the women like me. A rare breed – showing up fully dressed, probably leaving too much to the imagination. Naturally, the young, scantily clad women get the most attention. Which is okay.

What are the men like? Ya get two choices: the old “sugar daddy wannabe” with the suffocating cologne, gold chains, and half-buttoned shirt OR the younger male with his buddies trying to find the easiest piece of ass.

Who do I go for? Neither. Yuck.

I usually end up enjoying people watching. Watching the guys nearly fall out of their chairs while they stare at passing women’s’ asses and cleavage. Viewing the drunks making fools of themselves which is equally entertaining. We’ve all done it.

Check out my Blue Martini posts. Coming soon: “The Nail Biter.” It’s a good one – don’t miss out. 😉

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6 Responses to “Blue Martini Nites”

  1. Anonymous January 3, 2012 at 3:09 pm #

    tell the story of the time you met “Rob”yn

    • ConnieMaria January 3, 2012 at 5:24 pm #

      lol I will – its in draft mode right now 😛

  2. Anonymous January 3, 2012 at 5:03 pm #

    I could go for a drink now

  3. The Hook January 10, 2012 at 11:26 am #

    There’s nothing wrong with covering up; beautiful is beautiful, right?
    You’d probably look pretty in a burlap sack!

    • ConnieMaria January 10, 2012 at 7:48 pm #

      Thank you 🙂 Thumbs up for this comment lol 🙂

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