Favorite POF Lines

25 Feb

Since I’ve been a member of the Plenty of Fish (POF) site I’ve saved my favorite messages.

Hopefully you all enjoy the funnies.

  1. “Hi how’re you with all respect WOW are you as nice as you look? ;)”  – I’m not sure why but that one made me laugh. 😛
  2. “Hey im —– how.are you? Still single?” – Really? I’m still on POF arent I?
  3. One boy mentioned this as his idea of a great first date: “dinner and a rental if all goes good.” A rental?
  4. “Hmm… Cute smile! Where’d ya get it?”  Ha! I think I know….!
  5. “Hey you seem pretty chill. Hey I have a question, if a guy has a girlfriend, and his ex, who is smoking hot, wants to have lunch with him, is that ok?” All I could do is sigh….and then I blocked him.
  6. “waz up shawty!” Gannnngsta!
  7. “Hey cutie what’s up…i got the tree can we hang out” Hehehe
  8. Hi there. My name is —– I’m 28 and I live in ——-. I think that’s so cool that your writing a book. Can I have a taste?” A taste? Hmmmmm.
  9. My absolute favorite:  “Hi, how are you? If you were a McDonald’s hamburger you would be a McGorgeous. I like your profile and want to know more.” He gets points for originality.

Fun Facts

It seems like 50% of the boys on that site are “Self Employed” – 45% are in “Sales” – the other 5% either tell you their profession or request that you ask them about it. How is that possible?

The youngest boy that has contacted me was 19 – just a baby! 🙂

The oldest?  58 – sadly they are about the same age as my parents! Not looking for a daddy, guys. (Sooo disturbing)

On a brighter note I have found a handful of seemingly normal dudes to communicate with. Strictly email right now but we shall see. 🙂

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8 Responses to “Favorite POF Lines”

  1. The Hook February 25, 2012 at 8:32 am #

    Hilarious shares!
    Nice work!

    • ConnieMaria February 25, 2012 at 8:41 am #

      Gracias!! 🙂 Thanks for stopping by 🙂

  2. Krystal Wade February 25, 2012 at 9:16 am #

    Awww. Dating sucks, but getting messages like those would just be disappointing. 😦

    • ConnieMaria February 25, 2012 at 9:49 am #

      You know, Krystal, there are times when the messages I get are disappointing but at the same time they are actually entertaining. So many times I slapped my forehead (gently lol) and said “Doh!” when I’d read a message soooooo ridiculous I couldnt even check another guy’s profile.

      The messages that really disturb me are the ones where the guys yell at me. If it’s one thing I cannot handle it is being yelled at…be it online or face 2 face. No bueno!

      😉

  3. ringfingertanline February 25, 2012 at 10:54 am #

    Hahaha oh boy. Dating sites are fun. I wrote a post on my fave match.com lines here: http://ringfingertanline.com/2012/02/15/online-dating-some-people-are-still-single-for-a-reason/

    • ConnieMaria February 25, 2012 at 2:42 pm #

      Hey there 🙂 I just followed your blog. Checking out that post right now. 🙂

      Thanks for stopping by!!

  4. bermudaonion (Kathy) February 26, 2012 at 9:25 am #

    Yikes! I’m glad I’m out of the dating scene!

    • ConnieMaria February 26, 2012 at 9:31 am #

      Lol it can definitely be challenging 😛 These are just the nice lines. The mean ones are terrible.

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