Welcome to the POF Awards

14 Mar

Hello beloved blog friends and welcome to the 1st ever POF Awards ‘Show’!!

Well…first ever on this blog at least. 😀 And technically it’s not a show but anyways…

*Trumpets sound*

The award for ORIGINALITY goes to Mr. Creativity who emailed me his phone number.

BUT – here’s where the originality kicks in – he wrote out the digits of his number. I.e. five-five-five-five-five-five-five

Ya gotta admit – it was different. 🙂

The award for the MOST EFFECTIVE EBONICS PICK UP LINE goes to the bad boy who penned this line: “Whats good with your heading?, I’m feelin it real talk.”

To which I said “Yeeeeaaaaahhh Boyyyeeeeeee!”

The award for DUH DUH DUH goes to the boy who asked “Hi do u have a number”

<Shaking my head>

The ARE YOU KIDDING ME award goes to Mr. Honesty:

“sooooo…..I am emailing you specifically because I think you look great in your pictures. I didn’t read your profile for 2 reasons: 1. No one reads them and 2. It is merely a resume of who you think you are, etc….which is a perception ;)….”

<Still shaking my head>

The PLEASE STAY AWAY PERV award belongs to Don Juan!

“Buenas, i saw you profile and pik and i must say your pretty & sexy. Something about you..ummm ur so my stilo,jeje ok let me say, Im at a point in life got out of a long relationship and just not looking for anything so so serious at this exact moment. i mean if it comes it comes but not looking for it.:)just a friend if so meaby if we click have fun with etc! To be honest its been a while for me i guess thats why im so in the mood! But with work etc i dont have much time to mingle you can say. So i opened this up to see whats out there glad i did cause u seem interesting! but we all have needs. were humans.lol..hope u dont think im weird. im just keeping it real well wanted to be honest and str8 up, and write to you to see if you where in the same spot as me,and wanted to have fun etc if ur not down with it or ur not interested meaning im not ur type.
i fully understand and atleast thx you for taking the time to read this! and no i dont normally write this long.u got lucky lol

we can meet go with flow see what happens,,,no expectations!!!”

Where have all the normal guys disappeared to?! 😀

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8 Responses to “Welcome to the POF Awards”

  1. Keith P March 14, 2012 at 11:35 pm #

    Some of us are still around, and online… (and would never write ANY of those things you posted)… lol! I’ve said it in my blog, women opening online dating accounts get a shotgun of real weirdoes! The trick is to find the needle in that particular haystack.

  2. ConnieMaria March 15, 2012 at 9:10 am #

    Hi Keith! Thanks for the comment 🙂 Funny stuff right? What’s peculiar is that these guys think the things they write is absolutely okay. But its not lol I’m trying to hone in on that sneaky needle!! 😉

  3. Dead Tired David March 15, 2012 at 10:23 am #

    Normal guys?

    BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • ConnieMaria March 15, 2012 at 1:10 pm #

      Lol I know, Dave. Blasphemy! What was I thinking 😉

  4. The Hook March 17, 2012 at 10:25 am #

    Great “Awards Show”!
    Very cool!

  5. Pete Denton March 17, 2012 at 1:38 pm #

    They are some great lines.

    Not for you or anyone on POF but for us reading your blog. Great awards 🙂

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